Wednesday, October 1, 2008

7 reasons the world will end in 2012 :P

7 reasons the world will end in 2012

Scientific experts from around the world are genuinely predicting that five years from now, all life on Earth could well finish. Some are saying it'll be humans that set it off. Others believe that a natural phenomenon will be the cause. And the religious folks are saying it'll be God himself who presses the stop button...


1. Mayan Calendar



The first mob to predict 2012 as the end of the world were the Mayans, a bloodthirsty race that were good at two things:

Building highly accurate astrological equipment out of stone and
Sacrificing Virgins.

Thousands of years ago they managed to calculate the length of the lunar moon as 329.53020 days, only 34 seconds out. The Mayan calendar predicts that the Earth will end on December 21, 2012. Given that they were pretty close to the mark with the lunar cycle, it's likely they've got the end of the world right as well.

2. Sun Storms



Solar experts from around the world monitoring the sun have made a startling discovery: our sun is in a bit of strife. The energy output of the sun is, like most things in nature, cyclic, and it's supposed to be in the middle of a period of relative stability. However, recent solar storms have been bombarding the Earth with so much radiation energy, it's been knocking out power grids and destroying satellites. This activity is predicted to get worse, and calculations suggest it'll reach its deadly peak sometime in 2012

3. The Atom Smasher

Scientists in Europe have been building the world's largest particle accelerator. Basically its a 27km tunnel designed to smash atoms together to find out what makes the Universe tick. However, the mega-gadget has caused serious concern, with some scientists suggesting that it's properly even a bad idea to turn it on in the first place. They're predicting all manner of deadly results, including mini black holes. So when this machine is fired up for its first serious experiment in 2012, the world could be crushed into a super-dense blob the size of a basketball.

4. The Bible says...

If having scientists warning us about the end of the world isn't bad enough,religious folks are getting in on the act aswell. Interpretations of the Christian Bible reveal that the date for Armageddon, the final battle between Good an Evil, has been set down for 2012. The I Ching, also known as the Chinese book of Changes, says the same thing, as do various sections of the Hindu teachings.

5. Super Volcano



Yellowstone National Park in the United States is famous for its thermal springs and Old Faithful geyser. The reason for this is simple - it's sitting on top of the world's biggest volcano, and geological experts are beginning to get nervous sweats. The Yellowstone volcano has a pattern of erupting every 650,000 years or so, and we're many years overdue for an explosion that will fill the atmosphere with ash, blocking the sun and plunging the Earth into a frozen winter that could last up to 15,000 years. The pressure under the Yellowstone is building steadily, and geologists have set 2012 as a likely date for the big bang.

6. The Physicists

This one's case of bog-simple maths mathematics. Physicists at Berekely Uni  have been crunching the numbers. and they've determined that the Earth is well overdue for a major catastrophic event. Even worse, they're claiming their calculations prove, that we're all going to die, very soon - while also saying their prediction comes with a certainty of 99 percent- and 2012 just happens to be the best guess as to when it occurs.

7. Slip-Slop-Slap-BANG!


We all know the Earth is surrounded by a magnetic field that sheilds us from most of the sun's radiation. What you might not know is that the magnetic poles we call north and south have a nasty habit of swapping places every 750,000 years or so - and right now we're about 30,000 years overdue. Scientists have noted that the poles are drifting apart roughly 20-30kms each year, much faster than ever before, which points to a pole-shift being right around the corner. While the pole shift is underway, the magnetic field is disrupted and will eventually disappear, sometimes for up to 100 years. The result is enough UV outdoors to crisp your skin in seconds, killing everything it touches.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Spore!!! my alien replica

I know its not the best but Damn!! it I try don't i!! Please E'mail me neonlampshade@live.com if you have a better link for one please i have to learn lol :)

Joke of the week LOL 16th of september 2008

A Penis, A Cucumber And A Zucchini

A penis, a cucumber and a zucchini are having a conversation about who has the worst life.

The cucumber speaks first: My life is so bad, I get cut up raw and thrown in with all these asian foods and cooked.

The zucchini says: Pfft… that’s nothing. I have a bad taste and get left to the side not to mention no one likes me.

The penis says: You guys think you got it bad?! about once a week I get a plastic bag thrown over my head, shoved in a dark cave and banged around until I throw up!

Console WarZZZ(my PS3 rant)

Which will win which will lose.XBOX 360, Wii or even the underpriced blu-ray player.... I mean the PS3. To be honest i think the xbox360 will win because its the cheaper one with better games. Currently the Wii is still the top seller with about 23,250,000 To about 20,250,00 for the xbox and a kinda abismal 11,250,00 for the PS3. So to any people who say that the xbox has benn on the market for longer just stfu:) Because the Wii has too but it still sells more then both of them but whatever who cares because the PS3 Has so Many great ... no .... Good ...emmm kinda Playable games. So if your thinking of getting a ps3 i wouldnt bother not for another few months get an xbox or a wii. Better value and games etc...

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

World war III


A Three World War scenario was developed several decades ago. Two World Wars have already been achieved, and the Third and final World War envisions an attack on Iraq, Iran and/or Syria as being the trigger to set the entire Middle East into fiery conflagration. Once America is firmly entrenched into the Middle East with the majority of her first-line units, North Korea is to attack South Korea. Then, with America's forces stretched well beyond the limit, China is to invade Taiwan. This will usher in the start of World War Three.

Ok new idea

I'm not going to write just about religion on this page but make a completely new blog > Coming sonn!!

Saturday, June 21, 2008

Ok. new thing to write about

Ok its time to put some substance to the thing so as an idea from my friend i have decided to write about religion. :) LOL

Monday, June 9, 2008

New Mozzila emm Mozilla firefox Whatever

Its so Cool looking its only a beta but its so kool.:)

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Download it NOW!!!

Sunday, April 13, 2008

I'm in the Meath echo

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They accuse me of actually being there and video taping it how dare they

Nick Killian Lashes out

Ha ha i uploaded a video to you tube about nick killian Watch here
Its really a video of a bunch off scumbags thinking there all that ha ha ha scumbags

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Do not download the ps3 firmware regularly

Over the last two weeks i have noticed the ps3 get two firmware updates (2.17 and 2.20) the earlier one doing virtually nothing to the console and the other well nothing to useful well maybe but I'm not to sure. And when updating for the second time in two weeks I noticed you can update using a PC which I thought would be quicker but to my shock each one of those update are at least 120+mb which is roughly a quarter the size of windows vista sp1(and common i think windows is a hole lot more advance then the ps3s firmware so in my opinion just wait for a worthwhile update for the ps3 before updating. DO!! what you want but it can waste your bandwidth which can be use to download useful things like movies and music.

ps3 firware